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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find…

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find…

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When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, entertainment, food, good, humor, i, just, priorities, procrastination, refuse, single, something, take, watch on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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