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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.