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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Commentary:
"Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, childhood, family, humor, i, just, longing, me, miss, nephew, old, someone, want, washroom, year on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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