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  • I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.
  • I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”
  • Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to β€˜In The Air Tonight’.
  • Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.