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"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"

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76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

88 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Trending via TikTok:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Spotted on YouTube:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Making waves on Instagram:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Going bananas on Slack:

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Seen just now on Twitch:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Just shared via Discord:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Spotted on X:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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