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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.