I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this. I love you to the refrigerator and back. How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?