I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it? Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”
