I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth. Commentary:"Looks like the space bar isn't cooperating with your intergalactic dreams π Keep pressing, maybe you'll reach the stars eventually! πβ¨#EarthBound #SpaceBarFails" Related Funny Quotes π€ The gaps in my resume are from the space bar. Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first? Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull. Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me. Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
