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"Well, that's one way to make some noise while doing math! 🎶🧮 Who needs numbers when you've got rhythm, right? This abacus is about to drop the hottest beat of the ancient world! 💃🔥 #OldSchoolGroove"

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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2 months ago

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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5 months ago

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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2 months ago

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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2 months ago

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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2 months ago

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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3 days ago

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

43 shares on X this month:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

84 shares on YouTube this month:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Happiness is an inside job.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Slack:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Going viral on X:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Trending via YouTube:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Just landed via TikTok:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Making waves on Facebook:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Trending via WeChat:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Seen just now on Reddit:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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