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  • I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
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  • The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
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  • The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
  • How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?