I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine. Commentary:"Well, that's one way to make some noise while doing math! 🎶🧮 Who needs numbers when you've got rhythm, right? This abacus is about to drop the hottest beat of the ancient world! 💃🔥 #OldSchoolGroove" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus. If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs. The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not. I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd. I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.