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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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