Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.
  • If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.
  • People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
  • Wake me when AI does housework.
  • Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.