I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my …

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Commentary:
Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You’re a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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