I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”. Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
