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  • I am single, please disturb me!
  • Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
  • People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.
  • You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.
  • Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.
  • My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.