I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
