Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.
  • If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.
  • A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
  • The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?
  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
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