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That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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