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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.