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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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