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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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