I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.