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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.