I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.