I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just your typical case of a rebellious coffee table playing hide-and-seek with your toe! 🤦♂️☕️ Better watch out for those stealthy furniture maneuvers in the future! 😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
