I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t… Commentary:"Just your typical case of a rebellious coffee table playing hide-and-seek with your toe! 🤦♂️☕️ Better watch out for those stealthy furniture maneuvers in the future! 😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe. My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table? My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
