I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn't look where it was going.

Commentary:
“Just your typical case of a rebellious coffee table playing hide-and-seek with your toe! 🤦‍♂️☕️ Better watch out for those stealthy furniture maneuvers in the future! 😆”

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