I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the classic case of emotional eating meets forgetfulness! 🍔🤦♂️ Who needs therapy when there's a fridge full of comfort food, right? 🍕🙈 Just remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 🍦🍑 #FoodForThought Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.