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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Oh, the classic case of emotional eating meets forgetfulness! 🍔🤦‍♂️ Who needs therapy when there's a fridge full of comfort food, right? 🍕🙈 Just remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 🍦🍑 #FoodForThought

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eat, food, forget, humor, i, memory, never on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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