Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.
  • I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.
  • Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.
  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
  • Life is short, flirt with me!
  • Talents: eating!