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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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"Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, fear, ghosts, humor, i, ID, kids, know, knowledge, little, never, parenting, something, supernatural, too on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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