I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts an… Commentary:"Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience. Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
