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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.