I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve t… Commentary:"Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device. Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today! We are all just prisoners here of our phone device. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.
