I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. We are all just prisoners here of our phone device. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.
