I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food. The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear. Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered? I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in? I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.