I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick. Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams! People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.
