I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up. Commentary:Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick. What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business? I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up. I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
