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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, dreams, escape, humor, i, imagination, murder, plan, silly, wake on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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