I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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🎤 "I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television." 📺

Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, but hey, who needs healthcare when you can just get a TV instead? 😄 Looks like this comedian is setting their sights on a bigger screen – talk show host in the making, perhaps? 🌟 Never underestimate the power of a good punchline and a remote

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