I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television. I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.