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  • We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?
  • “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.
  • Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.
  • Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
  • Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
  • If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.