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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still m…

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still m…

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"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! 🙊💥😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged carefully, communication, gift, going, humor, i, irony, manage, say, still, thing, think, think carefully, truly, wrong, wrong thing on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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