I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still m… Commentary:"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! 🙊💥😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest. My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again. Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?” Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.