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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.