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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! πŸ™ŠπŸ’₯πŸ˜‚"



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