I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy. Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit. If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich. Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
