I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. Commentary:"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit. Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment. The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months. I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.
