I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation. If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich. Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness. Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.