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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.