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  • When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
  • ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.
  • I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.
  • One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.