Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  • I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.
  • Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
  • My favorite color is money.