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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blue, fashion, flashing, foot, footwear, funny idea, humor, i, idea, police, safety, should, sneakers, think, wear on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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