I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.