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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.