I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing! I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.
