I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.