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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.