I used to eat my feelings but now itโs so expensive, I might as well go to therapy. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew emotional eating could break the bank! ๐๐ธ๐ค Therapy might just be the more budget-friendly option after all. ๐๏ธ๐ธ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free. Iโm so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings. You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools. I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.