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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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