I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does. We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible. I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.