I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.