I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🛋️🏃♂️ "I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch gave me those puppy eyes like 'Don't leave me, I'll be lonely!' 🥺 Who knew furniture could guilt trip you into skipping a workout! 😅 #CouchPotatoDilemma" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet. A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.
