I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Commentary:
🛋️🏃‍♂️ “I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch gave me those puppy eyes like ‘Don’t leave me, I’ll be lonely!’ 🥺 Who knew furniture could guilt trip you into skipping a workout! 😅 #CouchPotatoDilemma”

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