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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.