I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
