Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

50 minutes ago

3,456

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Spotted on Facebook:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Just landed via X:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Spotted on Telegram:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Just shared via Reddit:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Jan 23, 2025

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
When life gives you a mix-up of words, just roll with it and embrace the chaos like a champ! 🙃 Who knew "all worries" could be the perfect phrase for those moments when everything feels slightly off-kilter? Just remember, sometimes it’s the slip-ups that bring the biggest smiles! 😄 #EmbraceTheAwkward

accurate, conversation, good, humor, i, mix-up, relatable, saying, someone, talking, worry

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

50 minutes ago

3,459

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Trending via WhatsApp:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Trending via Slack:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Making waves on Discord:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Just shared via Instagram:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Spotted on Slack:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Just landed via Instagram:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴