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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, diet, food, french, french fry, fry, humor, i, me, optimism, optimistic, positivity, self-deception, told on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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