I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.