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"Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

18 shares on Slack this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

77 shares on X this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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