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- The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
- I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.
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- What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.