I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years. I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now. My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead. What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.
