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Earth is hard.

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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5 months ago

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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40 shares on Facebook this month:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

20 shares on Threads this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Trending via Facebook:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Spotted on Reddit:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Spotted on X:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Making waves on Threads:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Earth is hard.

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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