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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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"Maybe Mary and Joseph were the original procrastinators when it came to taking down the Christmas decorations ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ„ Who knew even the holiest of couples had to deal with the post-holiday cleanup blues? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #tistheseasonforstorageprocrastination"



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