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I hope she didn't take a wrong turn and end up permanently residing in the corn maze! 🌽 Let's hope she made it out in time for your next date, or else your love story might turn into a corny horror movie! 🎥😄

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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