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I hope she didn't take a wrong turn and end up permanently residing in the corn maze! 🌽 Let's hope she made it out in time for your next date, or else your love story might turn into a corny horror movie! 🎥😄

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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