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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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