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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.