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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

16 shares on TikTok this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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