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  • Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.
  • Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
  • Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
  • I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
  • I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
  • Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.