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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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2 months ago

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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2 months ago

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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2 months ago

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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2 months ago

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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2 months ago

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

53 shares on X this month:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

18 shares on X this month:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

72 shares on X this month:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Spotted on WeChat:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Going viral on Facebook:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Just landed via X:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Going viral on Discord:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Shared recently on X:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Making waves on Messenger:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spotted on Instagram:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Trending via TikTok:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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