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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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One thing that could really โ€œlevel-upโ€ the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ช! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽถ #RockYourWeights



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