I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long. Posted onJan 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me waiting for patience to kick in like 🕒⏳… Oh, the irony! 🤷♂️😂" Related funny posts 😂 Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.