I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me waiting for patience to kick in like 🕒⏳… Oh, the irony! 🤷♂️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people? Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.