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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Blink if you want me!

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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