Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
  • People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.
  • Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.
  • Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
  • Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.