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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

58 shares on X this month:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

85 shares on X this month:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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