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Well, I suppose we now know what goes honk-honk in the night! 🤡🚲🤣 Just imagine the chaotic symphony of rubber noses and squeaky shoes – a true circus of love! 🎪❤️ #ClowningAround

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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