I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.