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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

78 shares on Slack this month:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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