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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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53 shares on Facebook this month:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

76 shares on X this month:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

63 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Not again. I mean good morning.

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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