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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar πŸ¦•πŸ‘½ Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, away, dinosaur, dinosaurs, humor, light, light year, million, observation, science, science humor, space, telescope, time, time travel, travel, watching, year on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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