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Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

17 shares on Slack this month:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

91 shares on X this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

94 shares on Discord this month:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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