Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
  • Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
  • Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.
  • What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”