If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they wonโ€™t find me.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ƒ #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"