Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"
#if #ever #go #missing #please #only #put #pictures #of #me #on #the #news #where #i #look #skinny #and #hot #even #if #that #means #they #wont #find #me #funnyquote #funnyquotes