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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Jan 20, 2025

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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