If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.