Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would eith…

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would eith…

Commentary:
"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.
  • I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
  • I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
  • Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.
  • The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apps, convenience, dead, delivery, food, humor, i, invention, lifestyle, never, rich on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking. I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 395 this month

14,146 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,816 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress