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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Commentary:
Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, attractive, eat, humor, i, joke, magnet, playful, question on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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