Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
  • Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.