If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope itβs a gummy bear. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds. People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.