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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.