If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who has time for demonic possessions when you're already juggling life like a champ? ๐น๐คนโโ๏ธ Don't add one more thing to your to-do list! ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to. As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie. Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?” If a demon ever possessed me, Iโd just sit back and say, โYour problem now.โ Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else. My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.