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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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2 months ago

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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2 months ago

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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3 months ago

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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2 months ago

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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2 months ago

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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2 months ago

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

11 shares on X this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

14 shares on X this month:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Just landed via Threads:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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