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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?