If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who has time for demonic possessions when you're already juggling life like a champ? πΉπ€ΉββοΈ Don't add one more thing to your to-do list! π" Related Funny Posts π€ As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to. As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie. Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else. If a demon ever possessed me, Iβd just sit back and say, βYour problem now.β