If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok. My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.