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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bear, danger, dead, ever, found, humor, i, irony, nature, pet, trying, wildlife, woods on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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