If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet. Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.