If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.