If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet. The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.