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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.