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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding th…

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding th…

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"Remember, if you're feeling more electric than them, you may want to rethink your taser technique ⚡😄 Give those zaps responsibly, folks!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged electric, holding, humor, hurt, hurts, joke, pain, self-defense, taser, wrong on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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