If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
